In a quiet corridor of power (where even the portraits of former leaders seem to sigh in boredom), a most unexpected decree fluttered out of the White House like an oddly cheerful pigeon. Our ex-president, brimming with tweets and triumphant smirks, announced a whimsical 90-day pause on global tariffs — presumably long enough to boil a samovar, enjoy a steaming cup of tea, and then return to the usual squabbling. 😏
Most countries, blessed by this fleeting mercy, shall taste a tariff rate of merely 10%. Alas, the mighty Republic of China — ever the bride left waiting at the altar — now faces a mountainous 125% charge. Rumor has it that a few folks nearly choked on their evening borscht at the news. 🤨
Market Reaction: A Giddy U-Turn
One would think the market had just heard a distant ice cream bell on a scorching summer day. Stocks that spent the week sulking in a dark corner suddenly leaped up with renewed enthusiasm. This magical 90-day tariff lull fueled optimism far and wide. Investors, hoping this is more than a passing dream, piled eagerly back in, trading clattering behind them like a peasant wagon. 🚀
Crypto Market Joins the Cha-Ching Parade
Not to be outdone by their stock-based cousins, cryptocurrencies boogied right along. Bitcoin sashayed up to $82,000, and other altcoins followed like obedient ducklings. The overall crypto market cap soared to $2.59 trillion, causing a few tea cups to rattle in disbelief.
XRP, that steadfast character in our economic novel, proudly hopped 12% to nearly $2, briefly dazzling traders who had been staring gloomily at $1.75. The next challenge lurks around $2.14–$2.15, where it may either gallop further (toward the shining vistas of $2.47 or $2.56) or slump back to its dingy shack. Lest we forget, on the grander charts, XRP still battles an imposing downtrend — it shall need more than a single day’s merriment to declare a triumphant turnaround. 😅
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