Ah, Jack Dorsey—ever the innovator, or perhaps the eternal optimist. His latest brainchild, Bitchat, has made its way onto the Apple App Store, and frankly, it’s hard to tell whether this is a stroke of genius or another exercise in eccentricity. But I digress.
This so-called ‘decentralized’ messaging app promises to be the knight in shining armor for those tired of their data being mined by the usual suspects. Bitchat proudly declares that it requires no internet, Wi-Fi, or phone number to operate. Instead, it relies on Bluetooth mesh networks for its messaging needs, which sounds suspiciously like something from a particularly bad science fiction novel. Privacy? Oh, yes. It uses device-to-device connections, ensuring your messages are encrypted and your secrets—hopefully—stay secret.
The app, in its attempt to separate itself from the likes of Telegram, assures us it doesn’t store any user data, which is, of course, refreshing. Whether that’s a marketing ploy or a legitimate stance, only time will tell. Bitchat is open-source, meaning if you’ve ever fancied yourself a coder or a masochist, you can dive in and ‘improve’ it to your heart’s content. It also supports local and group chats, though I can’t imagine what your group chat about the local butcher would be like without an internet connection. Still, the app is available across iPhone, iPad, Mac, and Apple Vision—making it the perfect tool for your next covert operation or, at the very least, your next awkward family chat. 🕵️♂️📱
In conclusion, Bitchat is either a remarkable leap forward in privacy—or a solution to a problem nobody asked for. Regardless, the world certainly doesn’t need more messaging apps. But if you’re craving a private, offline communication experience, well, Dorsey’s here to deliver… for better or worse. 😏
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2025-07-29 08:54