Jupiter Swallows RainFi as JUP Drowns in SOL Storm 🌩️

In the shadow of Solana’s towering ecosystem-SOL$131.6, Market cap:$73.85 B, Vol. 24h:$7.16 B-Jupiter Exchange, that ravenous titan of trade, now gobbles RainFi, a droplet-sized lender. Why? To quench its thirst for Solana’s credit pie. And yes, JUP ($0.21, 24h volatility:6.5%) is currently soaking in its own market cap ($672.23 M) like a sunbather at a crypto pool party. 🐳💦

RainFi’s snapshot on Dec 10, 2025, was less “celebration” and more “survival ritual.” All Droplets holders, brace yourselves: JUP rewards arrive in 2026-just in time for next year’s inevitable rug pull. 🕳️

JUST IN: @JupiterExchange devours @RainFi_ to “accelerate Solana’s onchain credit markets.” Meanwhile, JUP’s price? A slow bleed. 🚿

– SolanaFloor (@SolanaFloor) Dec 11, 2025

Jupiter’s integration of RainFi will be as smooth as a Solana node during a network outage. The app remains under its own banner, a “gradual” merger that sounds suspiciously like a “we’ll fix it in post” strategy. 🧵

stJUP deposits? Closed. Users now “unstake from Liquid” while rewards drip until the ASR cycle ends. stCOLLAT, meanwhile, dances merrily on. 🎭

stJUP deposits halted. Unstake from Liquid. Rewards persist until… who knows? The future is always on pause for crypto. 🛑

– Rain.fi 💧 (@RainFi_) Dec 11, 2025

A New President

Jupiter’s new president, Xiao-Xiao J. Zhu, ex-KKR, now wields a digital sword to “expand the onchain gateway to the world.” After five years of brokering tech deals, he’s trading boardrooms for blockchain. His vision? Liquidity, distribution, and user experience-the holy trinity of DeFi’s latest gospel. 🕯️

“Value shifts from infrastructure to apps,” Zhu declared, as if revealing the secret to eternal youth. One wonders if his KKR days included a course on “How to Sound Deep While Stealing Your Life Savings.” 🎓

After five years at KKR, I’m joining @JupiterExchange. Here’s why: TMT PE, digital assets, and… well, let’s just say I’ve seen enough spreadsheets to know this is the next big thing. 🤷

– Xiao-Xiao J. Zhu (@xxjzhu) Dec 10, 2025

Under Zhu’s leadership, Jupiter aims to dominate Solana’s DeFi landscape. The team now oversees $3B TVL and $1T in annual activity-numbers so vast they make a whale’s savings look modest. 🐋

JUP Token Tanks

JUP has plummeted 8% in 24 hours, 39% this month, and nearly 90% from its 2023 peak. At $0.2137, it’s less a token and more a cautionary tale. Even Coinbase’s spot trading launch and Ultra v3’s “advanced trading engine” couldn’t save it. 🚀➡️💩

Ultra V3: “Best Price! Best Execution!”-or as we call it, “Trust Us, We’re Engineers.” 🧪

– Jupiter (🐱, 🐐) (@JupiterExchange) Oct 17, 2025

Ultra v3 promises protection from sandwich attacks and lower slippage. But when your token is already in freefall, even a nuclear-powered trading engine can’t stop the gravity of reality. 🤖

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