Keyrock Buys Turing Capital: Will Crypto Wealth Management Save Us All?🤔

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In a move that screams “we’re taking over, but in a very sophisticated way,” Keyrock has decided to open a brand-new Asset & Wealth Management division. Why? Well, they just acquired Turing Capital, a Luxembourg-registered alternative investment fund manager, and are clearly trying to make the world of crypto a bit more…luxurious?

Apparently, this acquisition brings Turing’s fancy, systematic, onchain, and risk-focused investment strategies into the world of Keyrock’s global crypto investment platform. In other words, they’ve decided to expand their services beyond the usual suspects-market making, OTC (over-the-counter, which sounds like something your shady cousin might be involved in), and options trading. How thrilling! 🎉

Jorge Schnura, co-founder of Turing, will be gracing the world with his presence as President of Keyrock Asset & Wealth Management. He’ll also be joining Keyrock’s executive committee because why not, right? Meanwhile, Kevin de Patoul, who’s apparently doing just fine as Keyrock’s CEO, will continue to reign supreme. Let’s all take a moment to imagine the behind-the-scenes power plays happening there. 🏰

Oh, and for anyone who’s into legal jargon, Keyrock has already filed under MiCA with Liechtenstein’s FMA (don’t ask me what that stands for; I’m just here for the drama) to expand into crypto portfolio management and advisory services. That’s right, folks-asset management is going onchain, which means it’s somehow even more complicated and mysterious than it was before. It’s like they’re trying to make a very nerdy fantasy sport out of crypto investments. 📊💼

In conclusion, this acquisition makes Keyrock look very official and institutional, which is exactly what you want when you’re handling money that most of us can only dream of. And hey, it’s all about keeping things compliant and risk-free, so we can sleep at night… sort of. 🛌💤

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2025-09-17 12:27