On a day that surely shimmered with all the subtlety of a daytime soap, President Sadyr Japarov of Kyrgyzstan bestowed his signature upon a constitutional law that seems designed to turn the venerable National Bank into something resembling a techno-wizard’s lair. This remarkable piece of legislation, having galloped through Parliament on the rather hopeful date of March 20, 2025, inaugurates a pilot project for the Central Bank Digital Currency—or, as the locals will soon be calling it with the kind of fondness reserved for an eccentric aunt, the “digital som.”
Imagine, if you will, a currency less tangible than the mist over Issyk-Kul but absolutely real enough to cause bankers to twiddle their thumbs or perhaps scratch their heads. The law solemnly endows the National Bank with the exclusive power to conjure this digital som, steer its merry circulation, and run the platform on which this money does its digital dance. Quite the monopoly, wouldn’t you say? 😏
The digital som will stride forth as the bona fide national currency, albeit in a molecular form so delicate that it could vanish with a single poorly executed software update. It will be declared legal tender, which means citizens can choose to pay for goods and services digitally—assuming, of course, one’s neighbor hasn’t decided that handcrafted yurt repairs need cold, hard cash still. The National Bank is tasked with not only keeping the rules tidy but protecting this digital beast from fraudsters, hackers, and anyone with a penchant for chaos. One hopes they have armed guards—or at least something flashier than a password and a stern look. 🕵️♂️
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