Market About to Skyrocket, According to Guy Who Knows Things πŸš€πŸ˜‚

So, this Tom Lee guy, in some interview, he’s like, “Yo, history says we’re about to bounce back big time.” πŸ™„

He’s all, “Remember 2018? Everyone freaked out, the VIX was through the roof, and then *boom*β€”we’re back in action.” I mean, sure, why not, let’s just copy-paste history, right? πŸ“‰βž‘οΈπŸ“ˆ

Oh, and get thisβ€”there’s like $850 billion just sitting in money market funds, doing nothing. Lee’s thinking, “Cha-ching! That cash is gonna flood back into stocks any minute now.” πŸ€‘

He’s all, “April’s gonna be lit, folks. We’re talking V-shaped recovery, baby!” Because, you know, everything’s just a big game of connect the dots. πŸŽ‰

And let’s not forget, Trump’s whole tariff thing had everyone panicking. But Lee’s like, “Nah, it’s cool. We’ve been here before. Just watch, we’ll be fine.” πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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2025-03-31 07:18