Market About to Skyrocket, According to Guy Who Knows Things πŸš€πŸ˜‚

So, this Tom Lee guy, in some interview, he’s like, “Yo, history says we’re about to bounce back big time.” 🙄

He’s all, “Remember 2018? Everyone freaked out, the VIX was through the roof, and then *boom*—we’re back in action.” I mean, sure, why not, let’s just copy-paste history, right? 📉➡️📈

Oh, and get this—there’s like $850 billion just sitting in money market funds, doing nothing. Lee’s thinking, “Cha-ching! That cash is gonna flood back into stocks any minute now.” 🤑

He’s all, “April’s gonna be lit, folks. We’re talking V-shaped recovery, baby!” Because, you know, everything’s just a big game of connect the dots. 🎉

And let’s not forget, Trump’s whole tariff thing had everyone panicking. But Lee’s like, “Nah, it’s cool. We’ve been here before. Just watch, we’ll be fine.” 🤷‍♂️

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2025-03-31 07:18