Oh, darling, have you heard? Our chum, Mike Wilson, the chief investment officer and US equity strategist at the ever-so-distinguished Morgan Stanley, is sending out a rather cheeky warning about the stock market. 🚨
In a charming tête-à-tête with CNBC, Wilson dished that this current stock market rally is, alas, as fleeting as a summer fling. 😏
“Expect a bumpy ride, my dears, until the end of the second quarter. This rally we’re fluttering through now? Likely to sashay away into the mists come May and June. But chin up! It might just pirouette into a more ‘durable low’ later in the year.” 🍸
According to Wilson, the stocks are doing the downward tango due to more than just tariff tittle-tattle. 🕺💃
“Heavens, everyone’s babbling about tariffs, but the real culprit behind the market’s dip? Earnings revisions doing the backstroke, the Fed playing hard to get with rates, immigration policies tightening their belts, and let’s not forget the DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency, my foot!). All terribly growth-negative, and then tariffs just waltz in to seal the deal.” 🎩
Our Morgan Stanley oracle further opined that President Donald Trump’s seeming indifference to the stock market’s moods has been a bit of a party pooper. 🎈👎
“And what really sent the S&P into a tailspin was the realization that our dear President couldn’t care less about the stock market, at least for now. That lack of a ‘Trump put’ was quite the shocker for the masses.” 😱
The S&P500, by the by, has taken a6% tumble from its all-time high of6,147 points, which it flirted with on February19th. 📉
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