Let me introduce you to Clanker, the decentralized application (DApp) that’s like a digital genie but instead of granting wishes, it spits out memecoins based on your wildest prompts. According to the blockchain data, this little AI wizard has managed to conjure up over $34.4 million in fees. Not too shabby for a bot that probably doesn’t even know what a 401(k) is.
The “Clanker Fees” Dune data dashboard reveals that the liquidity pool fees earned by our robotic friend have hit a whopping $34,417,863. The fees peaked on Nov. 26, 2024, when Clanker raked in a cool $1.1 million in a single day. That’s more than I’ve made in my entire life, and I’m pretty sure I’ve done more than just sit around and generate tokens.
Clanker’s official website boasts 355,179 live “clankers,” which is just a fancy way of saying tokens that the AI has deployed. The ecosystem market cap stands at $172.3 million, and $34.4 million in creator fees have been earned. Talk about a side hustle!
“Clanker is an AI that launches crypto tokens for you,” the website cheerfully explains. “Just give it a name and symbol, and it handles deployment, market creation, and fee sharing automatically.” It’s like having a personal assistant, except this one doesn’t judge you for your questionable token names.
Fully Automated Memecoin Peddling
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This growth, according to Ozery, “suggests agents aren’t just a future concept but are already contributing to network usage.” He added, “It’s early, but it points to a shift where agents are becoming active economic participants onchain rather than just experimental demos.” So, the future of finance might just be a bunch of bots running the show. Who knew? 🤔🤖
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2025-08-05 18:05