So, Bitcoin-hoarding Metaplanet has gone shopping again, snagging a cute little haul of 156 Bitcoin on March 3. Why? Because apparently, it’s physically incapable of saying no to an $85,890-per-coin deal, for a grand total of $13.4 million. You know, just your typical errand run. 🛒💸
This brings their grand total to a whopping 2,391 BTC. That’s a whole lot of digital gold to lose the keys to. Since starting their little Bitcoin love affair last April, Metaplanet has spent $196.3 million at an average $82,100 per Bitcoin. And guess what? They’re up 13%! Clearly, someone at Metaplanet graduated summa cum laude in HODLing. 🎓🔥
The plot thickens! CEO Simon Gerovich was recently seen glad-handing at the New York Stock Exchange and Nasdaq. He’s allegedly “exploring options” to list Metaplanet outside Japan. Let’s read between the lines here: he wants people outside Japan to get in on the action before Bitcoin officially replaces gold in jewelry commercials. 💍✨
On March 3, Gerovich took to X (formerly known as Twitter when it still had vowels) to assure us that letting the world buy Metaplanet shares is, and I quote, “being considered.” Wow, good to know. Maybe Metaplanet will list in the U.S. Or maybe not. The suspense is killing me. 😬
CryptoMoon asked Metaplanet for comment, but shocker—they ghosted. Too busy stacking more BTC, probably. Their shares (MTPLF) have already been playing hard-to-get in the OTC Markets since last November. Don’t worry; that’s just a fancy way of saying their stocks are now easier for international investors to buy while they sip overpriced lattes. ☕📈
And let’s talk numbers: MTPLF shares have skyrocketed 530%, from a timid $3 to a brassy $18.9 since their November debut. On the Tokyo Stock Exchange? Forget about it! They’re up a casual 1,800% over 12 months. BRB, writing a strongly worded letter to my financial advisor. 🚀📬
Oh, and in case it wasn’t enough, Metaplanet is also the 14th largest corporate Bitcoin hoarder on the planet, according to the crypto overlords at BitcoinTreasuries.NET. Their long-term dream? Gather 21,000 Bitcoin by 2026. That’s right—21,000. Because apparently, they’re not just saving for retirement; they’re saving for a *whole new financial system*. Talk about overachievers. 😎🏦
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2025-03-03 08:32