Oh, Metaplanet, you wild child of the financial world! Just when we thought you were down for the count, you’ve gone and thrown another $15 million into the Bitcoin pot. 🤑 Because, you know, nothing says “I’m totally fine” like buying more cryptocurrency while your stock is doing the financial equivalent of the Macarena in reverse. 💃📉
- Metaplanet snatched up 136 BTC (because who’s counting?) for a cool $15 million, bringing their hoard to 20,136 BTC. Their goal? 30,000 BTC by year-end. Ambitious? Sure. Delusional? Maybe. 🎯
- Meanwhile, their stock is having a worse month than a forgotten gym membership. Down 3.8% today, nearly 20% this week, and over 30% this month. Ouch. Someone call the financial EMTs! 🚑
- But hey, it’s not just Metaplanet! Asian Bitcoin treasuries are all the rage now, with Sora Ventures and Remixpoint jumping on the bandwagon. Because who needs diversification when you can just yell “Bitcoin forever!” into the void? 🌏✨
According to their September 8 disclosure, Metaplanet dropped $15.2 million on 136 BTC, paying roughly $111,666 per coin. Because nothing says “I’m a serious investor” like spending six figures on a digital coin. 🪙💸
This latest purchase brings their total holdings to 20,136 BTC, worth just over $2 billion. Which, let’s be honest, is probably more than most of us will see in our lifetimes. Unless we win the lottery. Or marry rich. Or both. 💍🤑
*Metaplanet Acquires Additional 136 $BTC, Total Holdings Reach 20,136 BTC*
– Metaplanet Inc. (@Metaplanet_JP) September 8, 2025
Of course, this is one of their smallest purchases in recent months, which is like saying, “I only had one slice of cake.” Still too much, but hey, at least they’re trying? 🍰🤷♂️
Metaplanet’s Stock: A Tragedy in Three Acts 🎭
At press time, Metaplanet’s stock is trading at ¥682, down 3.8% today. That’s a 20% drop this week and a 30% nosedive this month. And let’s not forget the 63% plunge from its high point this year. Someone check if it’s still breathing! 😱💔
Apparently, investors are taking profits faster than a kid grabs Halloween candy. And let’s not forget the valuation concerns-Metaplanet’s Bitcoin stash is worth $2.2 billion, but their enterprise value is $5 billion. That’s like valuing a lemonade stand at Starbucks prices. 🍋☕
And it’s not just Metaplanet. The whole Bitcoin treasury sector is feeling the chill. It’s like everyone showed up to the party, realized they were underdressed, and left in a huff. 🥶🎉
So, can Metaplanet still hit its 30,000 BTC goal by year-end? Well, they need 9,864 more BTC, which at current prices is over $1 billion. That’s a lot of lemonade. 🍋💰
But fear not! Metaplanet has a plan: issue 550 million new shares to raise $884 million. Because nothing says “we’re confident” like diluting your stock. 🤡📈
Meanwhile, in Asia, Remixpoint wants 3,000 BTC, and Sora Ventures is planning a $1 billion Bitcoin fund. Because if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Or something. 🌏🚀
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