Meta’s Metaverse Meltdown: Over 100 Dreamers Shown the Virtual Door 🚪

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In the cold, unyielding march of corporate destiny, Meta has cast off more than a hundred souls from the Reality Labs—their grand experiment in the metaverse—like forgotten shadows at dawn. The news, whispered through digital corridors and bloomberg, tells a tale not of progress but of retreat.

The once ambitious architects of virtual realms, those who dared to breathe life into Meta’s VR fantasies, now find themselves exiled. A spokesperson named Tracy Clayton, speaking with a practiced calm that barely conceals the absurdity, murmured of “shifts in structure and roles,” the corporate code for “we’re trimming the fat, or maybe the future itself.” Surely, these changes will herald a new dawn of “efficiency” for mixed reality experiences, a promise as thin and fragile as the virtual worlds they sought to build.

Yet, amidst the careful phrases and veiled reassurances, the precise count of those cast away remains a mystery—an unspoken number, a silent testament to the capriciousness of fate in the digital age.

And so, the metaverse marches onward, though its builders have been sundered. One can only wonder if the next version will come with an extra-lifelike feature: the bitter taste of irony.

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2025-04-27 10:58