Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin Bonanza: Did He Just Make Millions or Just Slightly Richer? 🤔💰

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Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin Bonanza: Did He Just Make Millions or Just Slightly Richer? 🤔💰

Well, well, well, it seems that Strategy—formerly known as MicroStrategy, but let’s be honest, who remembers that?—has just splurged on a modest (if 705 bitcoins can ever be called “modest”) amount of shiny digital gold. They dropped a cool $75 million between May 26 and 30, which is basically loose change in crypto land. The market, ever the tease, decided to slide Bitcoin down from its lofty $104,293 perch to a slightly more “grounded” $104,021.98—down just a smidge, because why not? 24-hour volatility? Only 0.8%, darling. The market cap now sits at a breathtaking $2.07 trillion. Yep, trillions, enough zeros to make your head spin. 🚀

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Strategy’s BTC Yield Gets a Slight Fan Kick

Our dear Michael Saylor, the grand wizard of business spreadsheets, took to X (formerly Twitter, or as I like to call it, the digital equivalent of shouting into the void) to announce their latest treasure trove. According to him, each BTC was acquired at an average of $106,495 — because who doesn’t love a good round number floating in the crypto-ether? As of June 1, Strategy was flaunting a staggering 580,955 BTC in its portfolio, with a total investment squeezing into the $40.68 billion range—because what’s another billion here or there?

Strategy has acquired 705 BTC for ~$75.1 million at ~$106,495 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 16.9% YTD 2025. As of 6/1/2025, we hodl 580,955 $BTC acquired for ~$40.68 billion at ~$70,023 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRK $STRF

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) June 2, 2025

Measured in USD, those holdings are now worth a cool $60.43 billion. Basically, the firm has managed to get a tiny, almost insignificant 0.1% increase in their BTC yield since last week. Shocking news: it’s only marginally better than their previous “achievement” of a 16.8% yield. They initially planned a modest 15% by the end of 2025 but, ever the overachievers, upped the ante to 25%. Because why not dream bigger when you’re already swimming in digital riches? 🏊‍♂️💸

To put it into perspective, these nearly 581,000 BTC represent just about 2.9% of all Bitcoin mined—making Strategy almost as omnipresent as that one friend who always manages to find your stash of snacks. The firm’s relentless buying spree is their way of saying, “Bitcoin, we love you more than our mornings espresso.” Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s value has surged 2,874.84% over the past five years, turning Strategy into the crypto equivalent of that person who wins Survivor every season—unfailingly lucky (or very good at hiding the bodies). But alas, after yet another purchase, the value dipped briefly below $360, proving once again that crypto is just a rollercoaster with a thousand loops. 🎢

Strategy’s Secret Weapon: The BTC Bull Token & Retail Shenanigans

Good news for retail mortals! As Strategy’s shares become the latest must-have for investors craving digital riches, a new meme is born—the BTC Bull token. Think of it as the official “meme coin” with ol’ Bitcoin’s face plastered on it, promising rewards in actual Bitcoin when certain price targets are hit. Oh, the irony! Targets include a swanky $150,000, then $200,000, and eventually, a lofty $250,000. Because what’s life without a little hope and a lot of hype? 📈

The presale craziness is alive and well: current price? A mere $0.00254—probably less than the cost of your morning latte. They’ve already raised a hefty $6.7 million, proving that social media antics can pay off. Total supply? 21 million tokens—because, of course, there’s a hard cap. Verified issuer? Check. Trustworthy? Well, as trustworthy as a cat pretending to be a lion, but hey, good enough for now. You’ve got 28 days before this rocket takes off or crashes into the moon. 🌕🚀

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2025-06-02 21:10