Michael Saylor, that splendidly fervent oracle of all things Bitcoin, the founder of Strategy—an entity as grand as it sounds—has flung open the doors of his digital realm to address an entranced crypto congregation on his cherished muse, the ever-elusive BTC.
“Buy the future,” Saylor implores, as though it were yesterday’s dessert
In a dazzling dalliance with his keyboard, he summoned forth a tweet that fluttered like a phoenix from a cryptographic ash, coinciding serendipitously with a remarkable 10% ascension of Bitcoin’s price, which soared to the dizzying heights of $83,246—up from a pitiful $76,787 just days prior. Alas, the digital currency now traverses the calmer waters of $81,356, boasting its transient, meteoric rise.
Saylor’s exhortation, a beguiling interweaving of faith and graphics, proclaims, “₿uy the Future,” where the B stands tall with four regal strokes—like a monument to misplaced optimism. Accompanying his prose is the obligatory, whimsically AI-generated image of Saylor, eyes alight with the fervor of a thousand caffeinated hamsters.
₿uy the Future
— Michael Saylor (@saylor) April 10, 2025
Earlier in this exhilarating week, our dear Strategy scribe declared Bitcoin to be as shiny as digital gold, in a manifesto worthy of the finest fairy tales. On Wednesday, as Bitcoin sulked and nosedived, shedding a tragic 5% in a mere 24 hours, our gallant Saylor offered but a solitary utterance—a lifebuoy in the stormy seas of crypto—urging fervently: “HODL!” a heroic decree against all waves of panic selling. One can almost hear the echoes of a thousand HODLers clutching their wallets like life rafts.
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2025-04-10 17:25