Midas Unveils New DeFi Products: Finally, Your Crypto Dreams Are Coming True! 🚀

What to know:

Midas, the financial tokenization platform that screams “I’m relevant!”, is stepping things up with not one, but TWO new investment products on Etherlink—because who doesn’t want to overcomplicate their crypto life? Etherlink, an Ethereum-compatible layer-2 overlay (try saying that after a few drinks), promises faster and cheaper transactions. Yes, please! 🙌

The new kids on the blockchain are called mMEV and mRe7YIELD. Sounds fancy, right? These gems are all about decentralized finance (or Internet money, for the rest of us) and come with their very own risk managers from MEV Capital and Re7 Capital. Because what’s better than financial products? Financial products with some upper management breathing down your neck! 😂

But wait, there’s more! Midas previously rolled out mBASIS and mTBILL, which have already lured in a whopping $11 million in what they like to call Total Value Locked (TVL). It sounds impressive, but I’d still rather have a hundred bucks in my wallet. Anyway, these exquisite tokenized certificates follow the financial strategies playbook using ERC-20 tokens. Think of it as self-custody without the pesky permissions—like keeping your secrets safe from nosy relatives.

So, how do these new products work? Well, mMEV tackles arbitrage and market-neutral goodies across blockchain ecosystems. mRe7YIELD? It’s the go-to for tracking diverse DeFi yield strategies. It’s like Netflix for your crypto portfolio but without the endless scrolling! 🍿

Forget about dealing with countless middlemen and their boring local regulations. It’s all about that single on-chain transaction magic. Why waste time when you can just click and pray, right?

Etherlink is feeling all spruced up with network upgrades promising near-instant withdrawal times. Because who has time to wait for their own money? Definitely not us. 🙄

David Relkin from the Tezos team dropped this gem: “Products like mMEV and mRE7YIELD finally make advanced yield-farming strategies accessible to institutional investors.” Basically, it’s a gateway drug to making crypto grown-ups feel special. 💼

Dennis Dinkelmeyer, the CEO of Midas, is singing the praises of Etherlink as the perfect playground for scalable financial fun. It’s practically a theme park for yield farming with less overhead and more excitement! 🎢

In his own words: “Etherlink offers the scalability and composability needed to bring structured, compliant strategies fully on-chain. With mMEV and mRe7YIELD, we’re expanding secure, self-custodied exposure to institutional-grade products.” Because “institutional-grade” makes it sound more legit, right? 😏

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2025-07-16 15:25