Millionaire Maker? Rich Dad’s Wild Bitcoin Prediction! 🤑

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Right, so Robert Kiyosaki, the “Rich Dad Poor Dad” guy, has popped up again. 🙄 Apparently, he’s got a “stunning” Bitcoin prediction. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of money. Like, a million dollars worth. He reckons BTC will moon 🚀 because, well, reasons.

And get this, he’s also letting us plebs in on how to get rich during this whole market meltdown. How kind. 🙏

The US Debts Reach All-Time Highs (Surprise!)

Kiyosaki, bless his cotton socks, says the US is basically drowning in debt. Credit cards, national debt, the whole shebang. Unemployment’s up, pensions are vanishing faster than my ex’s interest in commitment. 💔 He even tweeted about it, bless him.

MAKES ME SAD: In 2025 credit card debt is at all time highs. US debt is at all time highs. Unemployment is rising. 401 k’s are losing. Pensions are being stolen. USA may be heading for a GREATER DEPRESSION.

I get sad because as I stated in an earlier X….Tweet….I warned…

— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) April 18, 2025

Basically, he’s predicting another Great Depression. Says he warned us in his book “Rich Dad’s Prophecy,” which, let’s be honest, probably predicted the apocalypse too. According to him, his books are just a string of financial disaster warnings. Cheerful stuff. 🙃

Bitcoin to Over $1 Million by 2035, Kiyosaki Claims (Pinch of Salt Required)

But fear not, peasants! Kiyosaki’s got some “good news.” Apparently, we can all get “very rich” thanks to the impending doom. His solution? “Buy gold, silver, and Bitcoin.” Groundbreaking stuff. 🤯 Investing in those shiny things, he reckons, will make us all filthy rich after the crash. Apparently, if we don’t, we’ll miss the boat. 🚢

So, how much Bitcoin do we need? Apparently, just a “fraction” or half a BTC will do the trick. And when will this happen? By 2035, he reckons BTC will be worth over $1 million, and gold and silver will be worth a fortune too. 💰

“It will be the easiest money you ever made,” Kiyosaki says. Easy for him to say, probably. Bitcoin’s currently trading at $84,967, which is apparently a 2% increase since Wednesday. Thrilling. It’s been hovering around that price, failing to, you know, actually go up. It did recover from a bit of a wobble after Jerome Powell’s statement, though. So, there’s that. 🎉

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2025-04-19 10:24