Well, slap my wallet and call me impressed! Kevin O’Leary, the man who’d haggle over the price of air if he could, has decided Bitcoin isn’t “garbage” anymore. 🗑️→💎 Nope, now it’s shiny enough for his Beanstox empire, where you can toss your $20 into a Bitcoin ETF and pretend you’re a crypto mogul. Gold’s in there too, because why not hedge your bets with something that’s been around since the dinosaurs had 401(k)s?
Apparently, all your trades and holdings stay snug in your Beanstox account, which is great news for anyone who’d rather not lose their crypto in a digital black hole. 🕳️ Clarity? Check. Ease of use? Double check. Expertise? Nah, who needs that when you’ve got Mr. Wonderful holding your hand?
CEO Says Assets Offer Inflation Hedge (Or, You Know, a Fancy Way to Say “Not Losing Your Shirt”)
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“Bitcoin and Gold can respond differently than traditional investments to market conditions such as inflation. That difference can help with portfolio diversification. We’re making it possible for clients to do this easily, and without needing to be experts.”
Kevin O’Leary, the man who’d sell his own shadow if he could, chimed in too. “Diversification,” he said, as if he were revealing the secret to eternal life. 🧪 Meanwhile, on Shark Tank, he’s still grilling entrepreneurs like they’re overcooked steaks. 🥩 But hey, at least now he’s got a new catchphrase: “Bitcoin and Gold ETFs-because why not?”
Kevin O’Leary’s Beanstox now brings everyday investors a straightforward way to add Bitcoin and Gold to their portfolios; no wallets, vaults, or guesswork required. With automated investing, clients can start small and grow over time.
– Beanstox (@beanstox) August 28, 2025
Oh, and Premium subscribers? You get the iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) and iShares Gold Trust (IAU) without trading commissions. Because nothing says “luxury” like saving a few bucks on fees. 💸
O’Leary’s Wild Prediction: Bitcoin at $250,000 by 2025 (Or, You Know, Maybe Not)
Remember when Kevin called Bitcoin “garbage”? 😂 Well, now it’s 20% of his portfolio. Talk about a glow-up! At the Consensus conference in Toronto, he was all, “Regulate faster, Congress! Pass the GENIUS Act! We’re sitting on a trillion-dollar opportunity here!” 🤑 And then he dropped the bombshell: Bitcoin to $250,000 by 2025. Bold? Yes. Likely? Well, let’s just say I wouldn’t bet my Beanstox account on it.
Oh, and Bitcoin could hit $250,000 by 2025, he says. Sure, Kevin. And maybe pigs will fly. 🦄✈️
Corporate Shifts Under Regulatory Change (Or, How the Big Boys Finally Caught Up)
All this is happening because the bigwigs in the US and Europe finally decided crypto isn’t just for nerds and criminals. 🎓🤵 Now it’s all regulated and stuff, so Beanstox can play nice with the SEC and FINRA. DriveWealth LLC is in the mix too, because why not add another acronym to the party? FINRA/SIPC-it’s like alphabet soup for finance nerds.
Beanstox, based in Boston (where they know a thing or two about beans 🫘), is all about making investing as easy as ordering a coffee. ☕ ETFs, automated portfolios, transparent costs-it’s like investing for dummies, but without the book. And if you’re still confused, just remember: Mr. Wonderful wouldn’t steer you wrong. Probably.
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