MSCI’s Crypto Drama Postponed: Strategy’s Stock Jumps 5% (Spoiler: Not the Finale) 📈

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Strategy’s stock rises 5% after MSCI pulls a “let’s table this discussion” move on banning digital asset treasuries. Groundbreaking! 🎬

Strategy’s shares did a little happy dance this week after MSCI decided to not play God with crypto companies. Turns out delaying decisions is the new “we’ll think about it” text you get from your ex. 📱

For months, crypto firms sweated like a Republican at a drag queen brunch. But MSCI’s “hold up, let’s chat” vibe gave them a temporary get-out-of-jail-free card. 🃏

MSCI’s Endless Telenovela: The Digital Asset Edition 📻

In October 2025, MSCI dropped a mic-check: “Should companies holding crypto be treated like actual businesses or… crypto ATMs?” Bold move. Risky move. Not as risky as buying Dogecoin, though. 🐕

Strategy, the poster child for “Bitcoin maximalists with a 401(k),” faced existential dread. MSCI asked, “Are y’all investment funds or what?” A question as old as time. Or at least as old as Bitcoin. ⏳

MSCI proposed booting companies with >50% crypto assets from its indexes. Strategy responded with a heartfelt “lol no.” The drama! The tension! The… shareholder panic. 💸

MSCI confirmed Digital Asset Treasury Companies will remain in MSCI Indexes for the Feb 2026 review. A strong outcome for neutral indexing and economic reality. Thank you to our investors and the community.

– Strategy (said every PR team ever) 🎉

MSCI’s verdict: “We’ll sleep on it.” Groundbreaking diplomacy. Next they’ll tell us water is wet and the sky is… suspiciously gray. ☁️

Stock Market: A Love Story (With 5% Interest) 💍

After MSCI’s plot twist, Strategy’s stock shot up 5%. Investors celebrated like it was 1999 and they’d just discovered Yahoo! Finance. 📊

Previously, the market was panicking harder than a vegan at a BBQ. But now? “Phew, we’re not getting ghosted… yet.” 👻

🚨 MSCI DECISION UPDATE: DIGITAL ASSET TREASURY FIRMS STAY IN

MSCI has kept digital-asset treasury companies in its global indexes, easing fears of forced exclusions tied to crypto-heavy balance sheets.

Markets liked the clarity:• MicroStrategy ( ) jumped 5% on the news…

– Wise Advice (who asked?) 💡

Strategy’s Bitcoin stash almost got it booted from the cool kids’ table. But now it’s back to HODLing like a college student with a bowl of ramen. 🍜

The delay? A Band-Aid on a bullet wound. But hey, at least it’s not a permanent tattoo of shame. 🤫

Related Reading: Strategy challenges MSCI plan to drop digital asset companies (AKA “Don’t Touch Our Stock, Karen”)

MSCI’s Next Move: More Drama, Less Clarity 🎭

MSCI’s not done playing god. They’re cooking up new rules to “assess” crypto firms. Translation: “We’ll make this harder than a calculus final.” 📚

The goal? To ensure indexes reflect “operational companies,” not “crypto piggy banks.” Newsflash: We’re all crypto piggy banks now. 🛍️

Consultations are ongoing because MSCI learned from Congress: Nothing says “progress” like endless debates. 🗣️

For now, Strategy’s safe. But remember: This is a season finale, not a series finale. Cue ominous music. 🎵

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2026-01-07 15:57