Bitget’s report drops the bombshell: Nigeria, China, and India are crypto’s new cheerleaders, with 66% of investors about to throw their money at digital dough. Coins, not confetti! 🪙
Bitget’s latest brainwave? Emerging markets are throwing crypto parties like it’s 2024 and they’ve never seen a bank. Nigeria, China, India – the trifecta of digital gold seekers. 66% of investors plan to dunk even harder into crypto? Must be the new Netflix show. 🎬
Let’s not call it a “surge” – call it a caravan of folks sprinting to the digital frontier with their wallets flapping. Nigeria’s gang? 84% want to gamble more. China’s coolcats? 73%. India’s squad? 72%. Meanwhile, the EU and Japan are meekly whispering, “Do you suppose we should buy one?” 😬
Bitcoin, the OG crypto star, is moonwalking toward $150,000-$200,000, thanks to institutional types “oh yeah, let’s just throw a few billion at this”. Ethereum and Solana? The sidekicks with crowds. Layer 2s and meme coins are the party’s riffraff – here, there, but mostly hoping for a TikTok trend. 🧃
BTC’s price ballener: 49% say, “I believe this snake oil will cure capitalism!”
All while Bitget’s Vugar Usi Zade preaches, “Emerging markets are crypto’s next big sermon.” Bless him. 🙏
Crypto Confidence Check!
66% plan to mint more coins
49% bet on BTC moonwalking
Emerging markets: the new crypto circus
ETH & SOL: the golden ticket holders
– Bitget (@bitgetglobal), master of ceremonies at the crypto circus
Bitget’s Universal Exchange, you ask? It’s a “hybrid sandwich” of centralized and decentralized trading – because why have one platform when you can have three under one roof? And their education goals? Teach a million folks to speak blockchain by 2027. You know you’ll forget soon, but hey, the ringmaster’s in a hurry. 🎪
Bitget’s three-year mission: Turn 300K learners into blockchain experts. Because 2027 hug closer than the moon. 🚀
– Bitget, probably mid-champagne toast
And so, as Nigeria, China, and India lead the charge into crypto’s wild frontier, Bitget struts in with a “Trust us, we’re not bankers, we’re web3” grin. Meanwhile, the rest of us sip coffee and wonder if this is the next dot-com bubble… or just another Tuesday. ☕
Read More
- Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess ‘Mazo Talisman: Yashichi Waves’ update launches in July
- Steam RPG From 2023 Being Removed Next Month and PC Users Aren’t Happy: “Huge Potential Wasted”
- Deadlock The Doorman Guide: Big Tips & Tricks
- ‘LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight’ Reveals Its 7 Main Batsuits
- Gears of War: Reloaded is Now Available
- Alabaster Dawn Demo is Now Available on PC
- Yakuza Maker’s Next PS5 Game Gets a Brief Behind-the-Scenes Video
- ‘My Name Is Jeff’: Channing Tatum Played Another Jeff In Roofman, And Is Considering Legally Changing His Name
- Preview: Teamwork Is the True Terror of Little Nightmares 3
- No Upgrade Path for the Belated PS5 Version of Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut
2025-10-14 07:17