Noël Coward Taps into the Crypto ETN Drama: UK Regulator Flips the Script!

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Dearest readers, gather ’round, for I have a tale that might just tickle your fancy! The United Kingdom’s Financial Conduct Authority (FCA)—oh, what a mouthful—has decided to lift the ban on retail access to cryptocurrency exchange-traded notes (cETNs). Can you believe it? 🤯

Now, companies in the UK will soon be able to offer these delightful cETNs to retail consumers, with the regulatory changes taking effect on Oct. 8, according to an FCA announcement on Friday. Quite the turn of events, wouldn’t you say? 🎉

This new development in the UK’s regulatory approach on crypto comes after the FCA, in a fit of pique, banned crypto ETNs in January 2021, citing the extreme volatility of crypto assets and a “lack of legitimate investment need” for retail consumers. How terribly Victorian of them! 😏

“Since we restricted retail access to cETNs, the market has evolved, and products have become more mainstream and better understood,” David Geale, FCA executive director of payments and digital finance, said in the announcement. One wonders if they’ve been reading too much The Times and not enough Vogue. 📰👗

What are crypto ETNs?

Unlike cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds (ETFs), which track the price of underlying assets like Bitcoin (BTC) in custody, crypto ETNs are not backed by any underlying assets and represent debt securities. How delightfully abstract! 🤔

“Instead of equity in the fund, each traded note of an ETN represents an obligation from a legal entity holding the underlying asset as collateral,” according to the ETN description by the Austrian crypto trading platform Bitpanda. It’s almost as if they’re playing a game of financial dress-up. 👗🎩

By investing through an ETN tracking crypto, investors can obtain exposure to physical crypto assets via their regular brokers or banks. It’s the next best thing to owning a Picasso, without the pesky need for a gallery. 🖼️

ETNs are associated with risks like limited control over their assets, which underscores the importance of purchasing ETNs from reputable institutions to ensure safety, Bitpanda said. After all, one wouldn’t want to end up with a financial lemon, now would we? 🍋

Crypto derivatives still banned

While allowing crypto ETNs, the UK FCA is yet to make a decision on whether to allow retail investors to access crypto derivatives, which the authority banned alongside ETNs in 2021. The suspense is almost too much to bear! 🕵️‍♂️

“The FCA will continue to monitor market developments and consider its approach to high-risk investments,” the regulator stated. One can only hope they don’t take too long; the market won’t wait forever, you know. ⏳

Crypto derivatives, or products such as crypto futures, options, and perpetual contracts, have shown resilience in the second quarter of 2025, with volumes netting $20.2 trillion, according to the crypto analytics platform TokenInsight. Impressive, isn’t it? 💸

In contrast, centralized exchanges’ (CEXs) volumes plummeted by 22%, showing a big contrast to cryptocurrency ETFs. It’s a tale of two cities, or perhaps two markets. 🏦📈

US allows in-kind for crypto ETFs: No impact on retail

Cryptocurrency ETFs have seen remarkable growth since their historic launch in the US in 2024, with issuers like BlackRock posting a 370% surge in inflows in Q2 2025 and crypto funds breaking multiple records. It’s enough to make one’s head spin! 🌀

On Tuesday, the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) delivered another crucial decision on crypto ETFs, authorizing issuers to proceed with in-kind creations and redemptions or to exchange ETF shares for the underlying crypto assets. A veritable feast of financial innovation! 🥳

Although the move is largely seen as big news for the crypto industry, ETF analysts like Eric Balchunas say that the event will likely have little to no impact on retail investors. “It’s not a huge impact to retail but more of a plumbing fix. It just makes the pipes a little better,” Balchunas said in an X post on Tuesday. The biggest takeaway from the milestones is that the SEC is ready to treat crypto like a legit asset class, he added. Well, who could argue with that? 🤷‍♀️

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2025-08-01 18:03