Markets
What’s the dealio, you ask?
- Michael Saylor, the wizard of bitcoin wizardry, spilled the beans on the “yuuuge” credit spread between his company’s candy-coated stocks: STRF and STRD. 🎩🔮
- STRF is the Big Cheese 🧀-safe, sassy, and serving a 9.1% yield. STRD? Oh, that’s the firecracker cousin with a 12.7% yield… but also a 70% chance of drama. 🎇
- MSTR’s basically bribing you with dividends to keep the bitcoin train chugging. 🚂💨
Michael Saylor, the man who thinks “portfolio diversification” is a dirty word, recently declared on a podcast that STRD is getting ghosted by investors. “Why?” he wailed. “It’s like choosing a lollipop over a piñata! More sugar, more confetti, MORE STUFF!” 🍬🎉
STRD’s junior status means it’s the last in line at the dessert buffet. 🍔💸 But Saylor’s scratching his head: “Why would you not want a 12.7% yield? Are you allergic to extra cash?!”
In the grand capital stack circus, senior securities are the ringmasters-they get paid first, then take a nap. Junior ones? They’re the clowns juggling chainsaws. Risky? Oh yes. Exciting? Absolutely. 🤹♂️🔪
STRF is the “safe” bet-trading at $109 (because why not?) and giving you a 29% lifetime return. It’s like investing in a grandma who yells at clouds but never misses a bingo night. 🏠🎰
STRD, though? It’s trading at $78 like a sad sack of potatoes. Lifetime return: -7%. But the yield? 12.7%! It’s the financial equivalent of a junkyard dog wearing a diamond collar. 🐶💎
Saylor’s basically calling investors silly sausages for not snatching STRD. “350 basis points, people! That’s like refusing free sprinkles on your ice cream!” 🍦🚫
MSTR doesn’t have to pay STRD dividends, but Saylor insists they will. “Defaulting? Ha! That’d be like setting your own hair on fire. 🔥 Bad idea.” Plus, they need the cash to buy more bitcoin. Duh.
And in case you wondered: Saylor bought more bitcoin this week while MSTR’s stock dropped 4%. Because why not? Strategy’s got 640,250 BTC stashed like a squirrel hoarding acorns. 🐿️🥜
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2025-10-20 14:15