Why Bitcoin’s Slow Climb to $1,000,000 Might Be Your Next Favorite Binge-Worthy Series

In a post that definitely didn’t set the internet ablaze, Mitchell Askew—a crypto wizard and Head of Research at Blockware (no, it’s not a failed art project)—shared a prophecy claiming Bitcoin’s trajectory is all grown up now. Apparently, the days of skyrocketing gains and agonizing crashes are as passé as getting a flip phone in 2023. Now we get to enjoy a leisurely ascent, reminiscent of a tortoise trying to win a race.