Crypto Investors Are Losing Sleep Over This One Boring Data Point (Again)

This time around, the March figures are expected to hit financial markets with all the subtlety of a librarian sneezing during an auction. Burnt-out speculators are hoping for interest rate hints, which could mean either actual liquidity or just more headlines with the words “pivot,” “hawkish,” and “Bitcoin” strung together like avant-garde poetry.

Kim Kardashian & North West’s Pre-Trial Paris Outing: Rage Room & Scalp Spa

On April 27th, just one day before her 2016 Paris robbery trial started, the reality TV star known as the Kardashians and her daughter North West enjoyed a mother-daughter outing. They visited a spa for heads, and also a ‘rage room’, which Kim documented on social media. In fact, the founder of SKIMS posted a selfie showing North West, aged 11, wearing protective gear and a jumpsuit during their adventure with Kanye West.

Ripple Stablecoin’s $300M Surge Leaves Bankers Jealous—Is RLUSD the Next Great Drama?

RLUSD, not knowing the meaning of “modesty,” has paraded past $317 million in market cap. Some say its $1 peg is as firm as Maria Ivanovna’s handshake after three cups of tea, and about as prone to drama as her son-in-law’s marriage. According to CoinMarketCap—a name that calls to mind a very complicated abacus—RLUSD now sits at 12th among stablecoins, outpacing cousins who’ve aged considerably in the market’s cheap barber chairs.