Crypto Chaos: Courts Say “Not Our Job” in Epic Case Dismissal 🪙💸

Ah, what a diabolical waltz of bureaucracy and semantics! Five months ago, in the glamorously crumbling maze of the Delhi High Court, WazirX users were nudged politely—as one might prod a stubborn cat off the couch—to seek solace in the arms of what now seems to be an equally indifferent suitor: the National Consumer Disputes Redressal Commission (NCDRC). Their query? A simple cry for justice after their funds were spirited away faster than a magician’s rabbit. And the verdict? Cryptocurrencies, it seems, are neither fish nor fowl—neither goods nor services, said the forum, dusting its robes of any obligation like a meticulous housekeeper.