Crypto & Cars? Bitget’s Wild Ride! 🏎️💨

Apparently, old Bitget is set to become the first crypto exchange to grace the Porsche Cup Brasil 2025 with its presence. Latin America’s largest Grand Touring category, don’t you know? Starts this season in April 2025. One hopes they’ve got their champagne chilling. 🥂

Trumpy’s Crypto Stash: Who’s NEXT?! 🚀💰

For the crypto-zealots (a peculiar bunch, wouldn’t you agree?), this is, of course, a divine revelation. Finally, recognition! The value, the growing value (they insist), the importance to the…global economy! Previously, the U.S. government viewed crypto with all the enthusiasm of a cat facing a bath. Volatility, security risks (oh, the drama!), and those pesky regulations.