Crypto VC Twist: Grand Millions, Absurd Acronyms, and Blockchain Drama Unfold!
Venture capitalists, undeterred by existential questions or logic, sallied forth, wallets blazing, spraying investments like confetti at a particularly garish wedding. Layer-1s? Yes. Social media for Web3? Absolutely. Tokenization, darling? Don’t say another word—take my money!