Vitalik’s Shocking Simplicity Wish: Why Everyone’s Losing Their Min(d)ers 😂
Ethereum, the code-eater’s cabaret, stands triumphant above $1,820, while Bitcoin does its vanishing act. As the charts whispered sweet statistics (thank you, CoinGecko), ETH flexed a sumptuous 14-day gain of 15.7% while Bitcoin yawned at 12%. Trading volumes soared above $7 billion—because who needs sleep when you can have volatility?