It all began with the birth of a new federal department, whimsically named the Government Efficiency Commission. But oh, the plot thickens! The department underwent a rebranding, emerging as DOGE. Naturally, the internet, that relentless speculator, leaped to conclusions faster than a meme can go viral. 🕵️♂️
He’s introduced a similar approach to his latest venture, boasting a star-studded ensemble comprising Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosnan, and Helen Mirren, while narrating the saga of the crime-ridden Harrigan clan.
Tonight, I’m looking forward to the 30th March episode where Kate Garraway, Phil Wang, Sophie Willan, and Gbemisola Ikumelo are all battling it out. The stakes are high, not just for the Star Baker title, but also a coveted Hollywood handshake!
Ah, the crypto regulatory landscape in the United States, akin to a tempestuous sea, has found itself calmed by the FDIC’s policy reversal. Banks, those bastions of tradition, can now offer crypto services sans regulatory approval, provided they manage the risks associated with these digital dalliances. 💼🚀
But hey, Bitcoin’s having a picnic compared to the altcoins, who are getting totally pummeled. Many of these poor souls are posting double-digit price declines on a weekly scale, pushing the total market cap south to a measly $2.750 billion. Ouch! 🤕
Y’all heard ’bout the “Liberation Day” President Trump’s been hollerin’ about? On April2nd, the world’s stage is set for a spectacle grander than a three-ring circus, with tariffs flyin’ like confetti at a parade. The Kobeissi Letter reckons it’s gonna be the biggest hullabaloo in trade wars yet, and I reckon they ain’t spinnin’ yarns.