This School Will Teach You Bitcoin: Tuition Fees Go Crypto!

Scottish School

“Why, you ask?” you might well wonder. Apparently, it’s all about catering to the whims of parents who—no kidding—asked for this. The school, in a fit of what they call “independent thinking and innovation” (which sounds a lot like a fancy way of saying, “we want to keep up with the Joneses”), will convert those shiny digital coins into British pounds faster than you can say “financial misadventure.”

Why This Crypto Guru is Giving Away Free Advice—You Won’t Believe It!

Our dear friend CZ, who once reigned supreme as the CEO of Binance, has declared his readiness to lend a hand to any government brave enough to embrace the wild world of digital assets. In a recent missive on the social media platform X—where the tweets fly faster than a cat on a hot tin roof—he proclaimed his willingness to assist in crafting crypto regulations without so much as a penny exchanged. He quipped: