From Fartcoin to Tezos: The Hilarious Rollercoaster of Crypto This Week 🎢
Onyxcoin [XCN] had a mid-week epiphany, spiking 43.88% in a single day on April 9th. It was as if the coin had suddenly remembered it had a purpose in life. Two more days of relentless buying followed, with price increases of 36.78% and 24.65%, respectively. By the end of the week, XCN had erased two months of losses and breached $0.027, leaving everyone wondering if it had secretly hired a motivational speaker. 🎤