GDC Spends $300 Million on Bitcoin and TRUMP Tokens—What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

In swerving sharply toward decentralized finance (a.k.a., The Great Spreadsheet Migration), GDC has joined the league of companies plunging into blockchain, DeFi, and other words CEOs learned last Tuesday. The real magic, however, happens at its quirky AI Catalysis subsidiary, which spends its days livestreaming e-commerce and possibly nights explaining to confused relatives what, exactly, it does for a living.

Spider-Man 4’s New Stunt Coordinator is a Game Changer for the MCU

Marvel Studios appointed Peng Zhang as both the stunt coordinator and second unit director for the upcoming “Spider-Man 4” in 2026. This will mark his third Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) film on his resume, following unrecognized work on “Ant-Man” released in 2015, and “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings,” which came out in 2021.

Wall Street Gulag? Truth Social Memecoin Rumors Sent to Siberia by WLFI – You’ll Never Guess Who’s Laughing Now! 😂

World Liberty Financial (some call it WLFI—the acronym is easier to spell when your fingers are numb from disbelief), found itself forced to address this snowball. Through the relentless cacophony, they declared with all the solemnity of a commissar’s edict: No Truth Social memecoin will be forged in this furnace. Investors, the ones still standing, were told to keep both eyes open—a rarity in this market, where so many prefer to peek through their fingers at the oncoming avalanche. ⛷️

Bitcoin Plummets Faster Than Your Confidence at a High School Reunion—Should You Panic?

This whole rally started like a global game of “Who’s Got the Bigger Tariff?”—with April’s shocks, followed by a UK-U.S. trade agreement (tea and awkward handshakes all around), and then a U.S.-China 90-day tax suspension that basically said, “Let’s just deal with this after summer break.” Bravo, everyone, truly inspiring. Anyway, Bitcoin got its glow-up and went from ‘Oh, honey, no’ under $75,000 to ‘Who *is* she?’ status with triple-digit gains. No biggie—just outperforming everything else in this season of “Shrinking Economy: World Tour.”