💰 Whistleblower Mom’s Shocking Battle Against OpenAI’s Greedy Plans 🚨

On a fateful Tuesday, Rao ascended to the digital forum, imploring netizens to join her holy crusade against the corporate heathens of Silicon Valley. She solemnly declared that OpenAI, once a sanctuary of human ingenuity, is now on the brink of committing a grand betrayal by converting into a “for-profit” company, a decision her son Suchir Balaji vehemently opposed before his untimely demise.

The Curious Case of the Crypto Crown: Who Will Wear It Next?

Il convient de noter, mesdames et messieurs, que cette distinction arrive à un moment charnière où le valeureux Mauricio Beugelmans, qui défendait les couleurs d’OKX depuis près de deux ans, prend la tangente. Peut-être a-t-il eu vent de nouvelles aventures plus palpitantes… ou bien d’une belle sieste, qui sait ? 😴

Bitcoin Sellers Dry Up: A Comedy of Errors in Cryptocurrency! 😄

In a recent proclamation on X, the ever-optimistic Axel Adler Jr.—an illustrious contributor to the grand tapestry of onchain analytics at CryptoQuant—has astutely noted that Bitcoin sellers have, indeed, “dried up.” One can only imagine them wilting away in the heat of market volatility, or perhaps sipping piña coladas in some tropical paradise!