Price Prediction

Turns out, Ripple and the SEC finally decided to stop fighting like a couple of toddlers over the last slice of pizza. On May 8, the SEC threw up its hands and said, “Alright, we’re done,” closing the lawsuit against Ripple and its execs. So, one of XRP’s biggest headaches? Poof—gone. Somebody call a chiropractor, because that’s a lot of weight off their shoulders. 🧑‍⚖️🥳

The scheme was as delicate as mosquitoes at dusk—persistent, bloodthirsty. Disguised as upstanding firms (what else?), these bold spirits gathered companions in phone-booth consensus, each presenting themselves as the harbingers of riches yet to come. To trust and to be tricked: the old Korean pastime, only with blockchains and dashboards now, and no chess set in sight. 📈

Dan Finlay, who one suspects sleeps with an ether lamp burning under his pillow, recently made an appearance on TheBlock’s podcast (which, by the way, everyone listens to except, perhaps, your grandmother and the dog). When prodded about this mysterious MetaMask token, our friend Dan did not deliver a clarion “yes” or “no”—no, no, that would be far too direct for this operatic stage. Instead, he dropped a casual “maybe,” with all the seriousness of a man deciding between kvass and vodka at breakfast. 🤔