Robot in a Suit? Meet the Nasdaq Bell-Ringer That’s Here to Steal Your Job (and Your Heart)
Meet Unitree G1—a humanoid robot, forged in the glittering labs of China’s Unitree, powered by the open-source daydreams of software outfit Openmind. This metallic beanpole waltzed right up and rang the opening bell at Nasdaq, because clearly not even the global stock market is safe from robots’ LinkedIn hustle.