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According to Reuters, both companies explained that the majority of stablecoin activity is still confined to crypto exchanges, where they’re more of a spectator than a participant. 🎭📉 Around 90% of stablecoin volume is tied to crypto exchanges. A curious case of “all hat, no cattle.” 🐄🎩

Ah, Wyoming’s Senator Cynthia Lummis – bless her audacity! The “Crypto Queen,” as she is rather dramatically known, deigned to deliver a most pointed critique of the U.S. Federal Reserve on Friday. She declared, with a flourish, it to be “a giant black hole of unaccountability.” A rather theatrical pronouncement, wouldn’t you agree? It arose, naturally, during ponderings over a Senate bill intended to alter the rather quaint method of appointing the central bank’s Inspector General.

The SEC, those stuffy old guardians of the financial galaxy, have finally decided to play nice with crypto. Their shiny new “Project Crypto” is like a golden ticket to a world of regulation and respectability. So, while the charts may look like a witch’s cauldron bubbling with red goo, there’s a pot of gold (or Bitcoin) at the end of this rainbow. 🌈✨

Ah, dear reader, behold the prophetic whispers of Arthur Hayes, co-founder of the illustrious BitMEX, whose crystal ball peeks into a horizon cluttered with tariffs, teetering economies, and the faint smell of fiscal despair. As the U.S. grimly clocks in Q3’s tariff bill with all the subtlety of a bull in a porcelain shop, and … Read more