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Here’s the deal: Ubisoft froze the crypto wallet layer of its Champions Tactics project faster than I freeze when someone asks me to improv. They’re now porting inventories into a Web2 build because, surprise, players care about fun and polish, not blockchain buzzwords. Meanwhile, crypto investors are still throwing money at infrastructure like it’s a Mean Girls burn book. So, what’s a Web3 dev to do? Focus on gameplay, not speculation. (And maybe take a page from my book: Bossypants for game devs.)

Shinhan Asset Management and Shinhan Investment & Securities each signed agreements with the Canton Foundation, according to local news reports.

Edwards’ fancy model-which I reckon is about as reliable as a weathervane in a tornado-shows Bitcoin’s market price has taken a nosedive, dropping 15.60% to a paltry $62,099.03. But here’s the kicker: it’s now floating below the mystical “Discount Factor” line, which supposedly points to a glorious $120,000 on the horizon. If only we could hitch a ride on that rainbow.

In a move that smacks of a man abandoning ship with a jaunty wave, Hoskinson announced, “I’m taking a break. TTYL,” leaving the crypto world to ponder whether “TTYL” stands for “Talk To You Later” or “Taking Tea, You Lot.”