Bitcoin kicked off 2025 flexing its muscles, casually hitting an all-time high of $110,000 in January. Fast forward a couple of months, and the party mood was replaced by the kind of disappointment you’d feel after opening a pack of Oreos only to find they’re all broken. BTC nosedived below $77,000 in March and now limps along at a “meh” $84,000. The kind of performance that makes your cousin’s pyramid scheme look attractive.
In the latest episode of ‘The Crypto Chronicles,’ analyst Ali Martinez has graciously pointed out where the mighty Dogecoin might face some resistance. And, for those who are curious, it all boils down to a little thing called the UTXO Realized Price Distribution (URPD). No, it’s not a new dance move, though the acronym might suggest otherwise. It’s a metric created by Glassnode, one of those analytics firms with an affinity for cryptic charts that make you question your life choices.
In a missive dispatched on the first of April (a date, I might add, ripe with irony, given the circumstances), to Judge Edgardo Ramos of the New York federal court, the SEC and Genesis Global Capital, those poor souls caught in the crossfire, have pleaded for a 60-day interlude. One can almost hear the weary sighs echoing through the corridors of power.💨
Upon the thirty-first of March, no less than six such august bodies – the UK Cryptoasset Business Council, techUK, Global Digital Finance, The Payments Association, Digital Currencies Governance Group, and the Crypto Council for Innovation, a veritable who’s who of the digital age – did dispatch a missive to the Right Honourable Varun Chandra, special advisor to the Prime Minister himself! A man, no doubt, of impeccable taste and discernment. 🤔
VanEck has thrown its hat into the Delaware crypto circus, filing for a Binance Coin (BNB) exchange-traded fund (ETF). Fifth time’s the charm, right? 🌟 BNB is now in the exclusive club of Bitcoin, Ether, Solana, and Avalanche, all sitting pretty with their own ETF filings. Will BNB be the next lucky charm to get … Read more
Why, you ask? Because the United States Congress, in all its legislative glory, is about to cast judgment on the stablecoin bill. And guess what? Ripple’s RLUSD, the digital dollar with more acronyms than a government agency, might just be the prom queen. 👑
