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Here’s the breakdown: World Liberty is set to help Pakistan launch “regulatory sandboxes.” Translation: it’s where they’ll test out blockchain-based products without everyone losing their minds. They’re also going to make remittances easier with stablecoins, which is like using crypto to send money back home—cool, right? And that’s not all! They’ll dabble in tokenizing real-world assets (fancy talk for turning stuff into crypto), and help grow decentralized finance protocols. 🤑

With a weary sigh, Grayscale put forth a humble request — an update to their Form 19b-4 filings for the Grayscale Ethereum Trust ETF (ETHE) and the Grayscale Ethereum Mini Trust ETF (ETH). If the bureaucrats find mercy in their hearts and nod approval, the company might finally harvest the elusive staking rewards, unlocking a bounty not seen since the last collective farm was audited.

According to the digital soothsayers at the blockchain oracle Lookonchain, this virtuoso shifted their entire aromatic portfolio through the mercurial Jupiter Aggregator—because if you’re going to surf a tsunami, you might as well ride the best cosmic conveyor belt. The stars (and the market) aligned in perfect mischief: within a mere 24 hours, the portfolio ballooned by an eye-watering $670,000, basking in TRUMP’s meteoric rise. 🚀🎩

Loopscale, in a post on X (formerly Twitter, if you’re keeping track), made it clear that the hacker had agreed to return the loot in exchange for a 10% cut. A *generous* 10%—that’s 3,947 SOL, folks. I mean, who doesn’t love a little cut of their crime earnings? The platform, being the classy folks they are, thanked the hacker for settling this little dispute “amicably.” It’s nice to see people getting along these days, right? 🙄