🤑 Trump’s Bitcoin Baby Crashes 50% – But Hey, They’ve Got 5,098 BTC! 🚀💸

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In the heart of Miami, where the sun gleams as brightly as the Trumps’ ambitions, American Bitcoin Corp. (Nasdaq: ABTC) stands as a monument to the absurdity of modern finance. Backed by the dynamic duo of Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, this Bitcoin mining and accumulation venture has amassed a treasure trove of 5,098 BTC as of December 17, 2025. A mix of in-house mining and strategic market purchases, they say-though some of it is shackled as collateral to Bitmain, the hardware overlord. 🛠️🔗

Hugh Jackman Is Unrecognizable in a Surprising New Fantasy Movie (And It Reminds Us of Old Man Logan)

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Entertainment Weekly recently revealed some early photos from the upcoming film, The Death of Robin Hood, which is scheduled for release in 2026. The photos include a compelling shot of Hugh Jackman as a battle-worn Robin Hood, as well as images of Robin Hood with Little John (played by Bill Skarsgård) and a glimpse of Jodie Comer’s enigmatic character. You can view the photos below.

The Only DC Movies Left on Netflix Are About to Leave the Service

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Netflix announced which movies and shows will be removed in January, and it includes both DC films currently available on the platform. Both Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom and Blue Beetle will no longer be available after January 1st, giving viewers until December 31st to watch them. It’s particularly noteworthy that Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom was just added to Netflix recently.

Prime Video’s Hit Sci-Fi TV Show Returns With a Rare Rotten Tomatoes Score

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Prime Video’s Fallout season 1 was one of the most successful video game adaptations ever made, brilliantly capturing the spirit of the games while telling its own exciting story. Now, season 2 is arriving on December 17th, and critics are already raving about it – it’s earned a perfect 100% score on Rotten Tomatoes, which is a remarkable accomplishment.

Regular Show Creator’s Next Big Series Shares Major Update

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Originally a graphic novel by Jillian Tamaki, Super Mutant Magic Academy is being adapted into an animated series by its creator, J.G. Quintel. An update from an animator working on the show, Dee Makes, confirmed the series will now release in 2026. While earlier reports suggested a possible 2025 premiere, it looks like the bulk of the animation work is now complete. This could be a busy year for Quintel, as there were also hints about a new Regular Show follow-up series coming soon.

PlayStation Plus Subscribers Are Losing 4 Games in January 2026

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Hey everyone, just a heads-up from my PS5 – the PS Plus “Last Chance to Play” section got updated. It tells you which games are leaving the service next month. Usually, Sony pulls a bunch of games at once, but this time it’s only four. The biggest one, for me anyway, is Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name. Sayonara Wild Hearts is leaving too, which is a bummer. We’ve got until January 20th to play them while they’re still included with our subscription, otherwise we’ll have to buy them if we want to keep playing!

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