Ah, but what is this ETF, dear reader? Imagine a shimmering box, bedecked with Bitcoin rather than the usual trinkets of lesser endeavors! It promises to hold Bitcoin directly-imagine that! Sponsored, of all entities, by Yorkville America Digital; yes, the very name conjures visions of a frenzied gold rush in the heart of the digital landscape. Crypto.com, said to be exclusively entrusted with the custodianship of this illustrious endeavor, will don the proud titles of custodian, prime execution agent, and liquidity provider, all while balancing on one leg, perhaps 🔄.