Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: How Trump’s Tariff Pause Made Crypto Go Bananas! 🍌💰

In a plot twist that even Netflix would envy, Trump’s tariff strategy was squeezing the global economy tighter than my jeans after Thanksgiving dinner. But then, like a superhero in a bad suit, he swoops in with a 90-day tariff pause for everyone except China. Markets reacted like they just found out their favorite show got renewed—S&P 500 up 9.52%, Nasdaq Composite at 12.16%, and Dow Jones at 7.87%. Can I get a “Hallelujah”? 🙌