tags and not repeated elsewhere. Check for any missing images or embeds. Finally, ensure the overall tone is light-hearted and in line with Helen Fielding’s style. Done in 10s. OpenAI’s $8.3B Cash Rush: Will Robots Replace Our Therapists Next? 💸🤖
The funding frenzy was so intense, it was like a Black Friday sale for AI labs. Investors wanted to pour in $40 billion, but OpenAI played favorites, giving new buddies extra cash while old pals got the cold shoulder. Some poor soul probably sent a thank-you note and got a “We’re busy training robots to ignore humans” reply. 🤖✋







