Crypto’s Grand Odyssey: Chainlink, ETFs & the Future of Tokenized Wealth 🚀

During a chat on the legendary Thinking Crypto podcast, Zach Pandl, the herald of all things research at Grayscale, mused that only a tiny sliver of global assets are basking on blockchain beaches. But hold your horses! In the next decade, this sliver might turn into a vast digital coral reef as the old finance crowd decides that blockchain isn’t just a fad but the future. Who knew? 🤷‍♂️

Bitcoin to $100k? Only If the Universe Screws the Shorts 🫠

At first glance, the market looks about as enthusiastic as a sloth on sedatives. Big money isn’t flowing in, long-term holders are quietly panic-selling like it’s Black Friday at the crypto outlet, and the price is compressed tighter than a sardine in a yoga class. Yet, against all odds and reason, there’s still a path. Not a rational one. Not a safe one. But a path. And it involves the financial equivalent of setting fire to a pile of margin calls.

Need A TV Show To Watch Over The Holidays? Melissa Roxburgh Told Us Why The Hunting Party Is A Great And ‘Strange’ Option On Peacock

The first season of The Hunting Party features Nick Wechsler (known from Roswell), Patrick Sabongui and Sara Garcia (both from The Flash), and Josh McKenzie (La Brea). The show is a crime drama that follows Bex, a former FBI profiler played by Roxburgh, and her team as they hunt down dangerous criminals who’ve escaped from a secret government prison called “The Pit.” It’s not part of the Law & Order series, but a unique take on the procedural format.

Dollar’s Last Hurrah? Peter Schiff Sounds Alarm!

Economist and gold advocate Peter Schiff has warned that the U.S. dollar is approaching a dangerous breaking point that could trigger severe inflation, destabilize financial markets, and sharply erode living standards, arguing that the loss of safe-haven status risks cascading economic damage across currencies, bonds, and risk assets. 🚨