And so, it begins. The tale of a decentralized finance protocol, SIR.trading, which lost its entire total value locked to an exploit. But in a bizarre twist, the protocol’s creator, Xatarrer, has offered the attacker a $100K bounty to return the remaining funds. Because, you know, honesty is the best policy… especially when you’re facing a $400K loss 🤑.
On the 27th of March, CZ took to the social media platform X (formerly known as Twitter, but let’s not dwell on that) to regale his followers with tales of his escapades on ReachMe. Initially, he set the fee at a modest 0.04 Binance Coin (BNB), which translates to about $24 per message. However, it seems that the floodgates opened, and he was soon drowning in a sea of irrelevant questions. “How do I run a successful startup?” was a particular gem that must have made him chuckle into his morning tea. ☕
While Bitcoin (BTC), Solana (SOL), and XRP have been basking in the sun, ETH has been enduring a year of misery, down 49.2%. In stark contrast, BTC has enjoyed an 18.5% gain over the same period. Martinez, ever the beacon of hope, shared the following daily chart, highlighting two critical resistance levels:
MicroStrategy, that pioneering spirit, kicked off this trend in 2020, reaping gains that would make even the most seasoned gambler green with envy 🤑. And now, newcomers like GameStop are joining the fray, because what could possibly go wrong, right? 🤷♂️
As the clock struck the witching hour of Tuesday, April 1, 2025, the world of cryptocurrency trembled with fear, for Dogecoin was set to complete its most bearish first quarter in seven years, with a quarterly loss of around 46% – a fate worse than death itself! 🤯
And the grand finale? A bullish market structure on the 1-day chart, promising more to come. 🎉🚀