This is your yearly reminder that the Xbox naming scheme is bad, and Microsoft should feel bad
It’s the year 2001, and you’re hanging out at a GameStop store, eagerly waiting for a novel gadget. You stand out among your friends as the only one who took the daring leap to get an Xbox instead of the Nintendo Gamecube that’s about to hit the market shortly. Some might say you’re bold or even a little crazy, but you’ve got a friend in store if you make it to the Toys R Us grand opening, where Bill Gates will personally hand out these devices!