They Ditched Walmart and Meta for Crypto Yields? You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!
Jacob Frantz and Zachary Salmon, the crypto world’s daring duo, have been scooped up by Coinbase-a move so predictable it almost makes you yawn. The they-were-once-meta-and-walmart-elites turned crypto saints, now officially part of the corporate machinery in what the press calls an “acqui-hire.”





