🇺🇦 Parliament Embraces Crypto: Taxes, War, and Moon Dreams 🌕
According to Zhelezniak’s proclamation on the modern pulpit of Telegram, the bill sailed through with 246 lawmakers raising their hands in unison, as if in a bizarre ritual of fiscal devotion. The legislation, a tome of financial wisdom, proposes an income tax of 18% and a military tax of 5% on digital asset profits-a tithe to both the state and the sword. In a gesture of benevolence, the bill also offers a preferential 5% tax rate on fiat conversions in its inaugural year. Such generosity! 😇








