Matt Hougan, the earnest maître d’ of Bitwise Asset Management, approaches with the solemnity of Pierre Bezukhov confronting Napoleon. “Gentlemen!” he declares. “Our dear Uniswap, that merry tinkerer of liquidity upon the Ethereum steppes, is deemed small-six billion dollars small! Nay, that is but the 400th chair in the orchestra of financial titans, somewhere between the tympani and the triangle.” 🎺💰
scaling a 200-meter dam wall instead. While both activities carry some risk, the dam climb made it past the risk assessment team. As such, there were concerns from above, with the decision being made to focus on filming Thor next and avoid potential danger during a big wave episode.
Witness a new, unseen side of Nick Offerman in this gritty, crime-filled thriller. The story follows an anarchist who hates the government and his son as they journey through the country, often landing in trouble with the authorities.
Following a charmingly eerie opening scene that reveals Wednesday’s (Jenna Ortega) summer adventures, she is compelled to return to Nevermore Academy once more. Her previous acts of bravery have turned her into an unwanted celebrity there. Her nearest companions – Enid (Emma Myers), Eugene (Moosa Mostafa), and even Bianca (Joy Sunday) – enjoy the newfound limelight, but Wednesday, as usual, detests it.
Now, listen here: FTX, dead as a doornail and run by some clever lawyers with more paper than sense, thought it’d be mighty fine to sue Binance and its former head honcho for $1.7 billion. Their reasoning? They believe Sam Bankman-Fried shuffled cash around like a magician with a squirrel up his sleeve before the whole dog-and-pony show collapsed. CZ calls these claims nonsense so loud you could hear them across the Atlantic. 🚢
Bit Mining, a Bitcoin miner with the ambition of a steamboat captain, jumped on the bandwagon Tuesday with a $4.5 million splurge on 27,191 SOL. They even launched a validator to stake their chips-metaphorically, of course. (Though if they’re staking SOL like they’re staking poker chips, I reckon they’re in for a wild ride.)
“I think Bitcoin should really build upon this 120 before the end of the year; 200,000, maybe, 250,” Lee told Natalie Brunell on the Coin Stories podcast. Because why not aim for the stars when you’re already floating in the stratosphere? Last November, he already promised us a $250K Bitcoin in 12 months. Clear vision? Check. Confidence? Check. Slight risk of hyperinflation? Also check.
Dogecoin, that lovable meme coin, is hanging around the $0.20 mark – down over 3% in just a day. The past week? An elegant 10% slide after flirting with $0.28. Volume? A hefty $1.4 billion daily, because who doesn’t like a little chaos during coffee?
According to an inside source, Daniel Richtman, it’s being speculated that the character Yelena Belova (played by Florence Pugh) will join Sam Wilson’s (Anthony Mackie) Avengers team in the movie “Avengers: Doomsday.” During their mission, they may travel to another universe together.
Dogecoin, ever the enigma, began its latest descent from the $0.2120 resistance zone, much to the chagrin of those who had hoped it would finally outshine its more serious counterparts, Bitcoin and Ethereum. Alas, DOGE saw fit to dip below both the $0.2050 and $0.20 support levels, proving once again that it’s not just about the memes but the market too.
