Crypto Caper: SharpLink’s Devilish Ethereum Gambit

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Conducting this arcane ritual through the labyrinthine over-the-counter (OTC) markets—with the alchemical guidance of Galaxy Digital—SharpLink’s maneuvers would leave even the most seasoned crypto sorcerer smirking. In a tweet that resonated through the digital ether, Lookonchain proclaimed: “SharpLink (@SharpLinkGaming) bought another 77,210 $ETH ($295M) and currently holds 438,017 $ETH ($1.69B) – July 28, 2025.” A declaration so absurd it could have been plucked from one of Bulgakov’s own satirical chronicles.

RIP Tokyo Beast: A Blockchain Dream Bites Dust 💀

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Old Man Motohashi, the producer fella, says it was the money. Or lack of it. Operational costs, he calls ’em. Seems runnin’ a virtual Tokyo ain’t cheap, even if nobody’s actually in Tokyo. Revenue, well, let’s just say it didn’t exactly flow like sake at a festival. 🤷

Metaplanet’s BTC Bonanza: 17,132 Coins and Counting! 🐉💸

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Now, Metaplanet’s Bitcoin hoard swells to 17,132 BTC—worth roughly $2 billion, or enough to buy every coffee in Japan for a decade (assuming no one blinks). CEO Simon Gerovich, with the pride of a man who’s just outsmarted the system, boasts an average purchase price of $101,030 per coin. A small price to pay for immortality, perhaps? Or just a very expensive hobby. 🤷♂️

Brave x Junction adds PS5, PS4, and Switch versions

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The game is scheduled to be showcased at Tokyo Game Dungeon 9 happening on August 3rd at the Tokyo Metropolitan Industrial Trade Center. There, you’ll have the chance to try a playable demo and purchase unique merchandise.