As the sages of Glassnode (those modern-day Cassandra’s of on-chain prophecy) didst proclaim: ETH’s recent flirtation with glory crumbled when it dared kiss the +1 standard deviation of the Active Realized Price. A kiss, mind you, that left it with nothing but bruises and a lesson in humility 🚨💔.
In the book chosen for the TopMob Book Club (sponsored by Dr. Oetker Ristorante) during August, we delve into the narrative of Jet, a vibrant young woman brimming with life who, granted, may not experience it all at once. However, an unfortunate Halloween incident results in her acquiring a peculiar brain injury that has a seven-day expiration date.
However, one specific scene initially seemed unlikely to be included due to concerns about it being considered excessive.
$ALKIMI goes live on the @SuiNetwork on 19th August, 2025.
“It’s been a veritable tempest of a 24 hours in the crypto market,” observed Nick Forster, founder of Derive.xyz, as if speaking from some grand pulpit, “with over $270 million vanishing into the ether, led by $170 million in ETH and $104 million in BTC.” “A staggering 95% of these were none other than longs,” he proclaimed, “triggered by what only can be described as a genteel decline of 3% for ETH and 2% for BTC. And why? Because the whimsical notion of a Fed rate cut in September dwindled sharply into oblivion.”
On the mystical ledger of Polygon, the DeFi titans have awakened from their slumber. QuickSwap swaggers forward, boasting a 13.4% swelling of its coffers, while Polymarket-never one to miss a wager-has inflated 30.2%. Together they have lured $123 million in fresh capital, a sum so round it might have rolled straight out of a bureaucrat’s dream. Yet the coins themselves seem less impressed by roadmaps than by the simple fact that someone finally remembered to feed them gas fees. 🐓
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On August 1st, Disney+ debuted its 15th live-stream TV channel, the “Outdoor Adventure” stream. This non-stop channel caters to viewers with a thirst for discovery, featuring thrilling expeditions, survival in the wilderness, and other captivating wilderness adventures.
Although she portrayed the popular character Alison DiLaurentis in “Pretty Little Liars” during her teenage years on ABC, she was privately dealing with numerous challenging symptoms off-screen.
So, the company picked up 430 BTC for a cool $51.4 million. That’s around $119,666 per coin – but, you know, who’s counting? They’re still sitting pretty as one of the largest corporate Bitcoin hoarders. Really, how many BTC do you *need* to prove a point? Is it 1,000? 10,000? Oh, wait, it’s 629,376. Just a casual amount. 🙄
