tag, no markdown, and the body is in HTML without headers. Replace the original paragraphs with the rephrased, Coward-style content. Add emojis where appropriate to enhance the tone. Double-check the character count for the title and ensure it’s under 100 characters. Done in 10s. Bitcoin’s Price Plummets, But Miners Are Having a Ball 😏📈 Ah, the eternal dance of Bitcoin! While the price may be playing hide and seek with investors, the miners are throwing a lavish party with their hashrate. One might say, “When life gives you lemons, build a supercomputer.” 🍋💻 The Bitcoin “Hashrate,” that grand tally of miners’ collective computing power, has surged to a new all-time high (ATH) – a feat achieved despite the token’s recent price tantrum. How very British: the miners are sipping tea and knitting sweaters while the market frets. 🫖🧶 When the hashrate rises, it’s a sign new miners are joining the fray or existing ones are expanding their empires. It’s the blockchain equivalent of a game of musical chairs – only everyone insists on staying in the room. 🎶🪑 Conversely, a declining hashrate suggests some miners have decided to disconnect their machines, a move as graceful as a camel leaving a casino. One can only speculate: is it a lack of funds, a change of heart, or simply boredom? 🐪🎰 Behold this chart from Blockchain.com, which tracks the 7-day average hashrate over the past year: The hashrate dipped to 889 exahashes per second (EH/s) on August 3rd – a low point that coincided with Bitcoin’s price plunge to $112,000. How poetic! Miners, ever the optimists, then embarked on a rally to 952.5 EH/s, proving that hope springs eternal… or perhaps they’ve been drinking too much coffee. ☕🚀 Miners, you see, are rather like guests at a posh dinner party – they’re here for the main course (BTC) and the side dishes (block subsidies). When the price wobbles, their USD earnings wobble too. It’s all very dramatic, really. 🎭📉 The recent hashrate rebound, despite Bitcoin’s price slump, suggests miners are betting on a bullish rebound. One might call it “faith in the face of fiscal folly.” Or, more likely, they’ve been promised a future where Bitcoin is worth a house in the Hamptons. 🏡💰 This hashrate surge has also nudged the network’s Difficulty to a new high – a feature that ensures miners don’t solve blocks faster than a toddler solves a Rubik’s Cube. 🧩👶 The Difficulty adjustment is the blockchain’s way of saying, “Slow down, darlings – the champagne isn’t bottomless.” The next adjustment, scheduled for Friday, will push Difficulty to 129.13 terahashes. One can only imagine the miners sighing, “Not again!” 🙄 As for Bitcoin’s price? At the time of writing, it’s trading around $116,300 – a 2% rebound in the last 24 hours. A modest recovery, but enough to make one wonder if the bears have finally decided to take a break and enjoy a cuppa. ☕🐻

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